I haven’t written in awhile. Been busy preparing for my new job as the head of scientific research at GAAUP’s new Zombie Defense Research Laboratory. Sure, it may seem a bit hypocritical of me to take an honest job with honest pay, but my dissertation was on Solanum. That isn’t to say that I’ve given up evil. If anything, this job will allow me to greatly increase my evil output. Just think about how much evil I can get done now that I can hire minions for my personal lab? Not only that, but I can finance the more technical projects.
I’ll also have access to some of the most advanced biological labs in the entire world. Labs that are surrounded by a veritable fortress that would make middle ages kings jealous. I won’t be able to get any of the z-viruses out of the labs and to be honest, I wouldn’t want to. Ruling over the world requires there actually be people to rule over. Not to say that I won’t use such a threat to blackmail world governments. Let’s just say that there isn’t even a bomb that is yet capable of penetrating the entrance structure to the labs. If that wasn’t enough, and I’m not allowed to discuss specifics, let’s just say we’re more than extremely well armed in both man-power and arms.
I’m really excited to be starting this job though. It’ll be nice to finally get back to doing some research and developments. Besides managing the scientific research projects of the faculty I’ll be the lead editor for the new research journal we’ll be launching. Hopefully everything will be fully operational by the end of the year.
