Archive for January, 2009

I’m Not Dead

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009 by Dr. Proletariat

Reports of my defeat have been greatly exagerated.  Simply put, I’ve not had the time in this economy to do much evil.  If you think it’s hard for people in most professions, just consider how hard it is on the evil scientists.  Our main source of income comes from swindling, stealing, and mayham.   You can’t swindle the stupid out of money they don’t have.  Old ladies are as dangerous as ever and banks don’t have money to loan much less steal.

Now take a guy like me. I don’t even have the money to start one of these schemes.  So unless somebody feels like starting a collection for the evil scientists I don’t think I’ll be doing much evil.  Of course, Dr. Horrible is looking to have a sequel.  The bastard.  What’s he going to do this time, take over the League?

My Evil Plan to Save the World

Wednesday, January 14th, 2009 by Dr. Proletariat

My work for the great evil that is Wal-Mart continues.  Well, it continues at a different Wal-Mart after they fired me from my last greeter job for trying to organize Wal-Mart Greeters Local 314.159.

Layout Work

Thursday, January 1st, 2009 by Third Person Narrator

If you haven’t noticed I’m doing work on updating the layout.  It’s not completely done yet, but it’s a lot further along than I thought I’d get.  I apologize for anything screwed up.

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