I’m Not Dead
Wednesday, January 28th, 2009 by Dr. ProletariatReports of my defeat have been greatly exagerated. Simply put, I’ve not had the time in this economy to do much evil. If you think it’s hard for people in most professions, just consider how hard it is on the evil scientists. Our main source of income comes from swindling, stealing, and mayham. You can’t swindle the stupid out of money they don’t have. Old ladies are as dangerous as ever and banks don’t have money to loan much less steal.
Now take a guy like me. I don’t even have the money to start one of these schemes. So unless somebody feels like starting a collection for the evil scientists I don’t think I’ll be doing much evil. Of course, Dr. Horrible is looking to have a sequel. The bastard. What’s he going to do this time, take over the League?


